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This morning at shul, I had the Levi aliyah. After I was called up, the gabbai started reading the mi sheberach for the kohen, but his eyes had alighted on the wrong paragraph and he continued "sheyaalah lehagbahat hatorah" --- he caught himself and started over, but meanwhile the korei muttered sotto voce: "shenolad bemazal tov", which caused all of us on the bimah to lose it.
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This morning at shul, I had the Levi aliyah. After I was called up, the gabbai started reading the mi sheberach for the kohen, but his eyes had alighted on the wrong paragraph and he continued "sheyaalah lehagbahat hatorah" --- he caught himself and started over, but meanwhile the korei muttered sotto voce: "shenolad bemazal tov", which caused all of us on the bimah to lose it.
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I was catching up on Avodah Zarah today. This is the tractate that covers the laws regarding idolators. After two pages discussing the technical definition of a whore's fee, it shifted into a discussion of sending gifts to idolatrous friends on their festivals.

Cut for length )
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I was catching up on Avodah Zarah today. This is the tractate that covers the laws regarding idolators. After two pages discussing the technical definition of a whore's fee, it shifted into a discussion of sending gifts to idolatrous friends on their festivals.

Cut for length )
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There are those who say that our President is overusing certain rhetorical structures. Some suggest that these patterns are becoming noticeable by the American public. Others go so far as to claim that the President is setting himself up to be parodied.

That is why, effective immediately, I am writing an unfunny LiveJournal post.
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There are those who say that our President is overusing certain rhetorical structures. Some suggest that these patterns are becoming noticeable by the American public. Others go so far as to claim that the President is setting himself up to be parodied.

That is why, effective immediately, I am writing an unfunny LiveJournal post.
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It's a good thing Sarah Palin is a member of the NRA. It means her daughter can have a traditional shotgun wedding.
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It's a good thing Sarah Palin is a member of the NRA. It means her daughter can have a traditional shotgun wedding.
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Alissa asked: "Where do sheep go?" And the answer is... )
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Alissa asked: "Where do sheep go?" And the answer is... )
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The followup question that's on everyone's minds:

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The followup question that's on everyone's minds:

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Tonight:

Who will win the Republican nomination? We'll look at all seven leading candidates.

Retailers fear a slow Christmas shopping season. America, it's time to do your part!

Finally, what will America's late-night talk show hosts do if the writers go on strike?

We've got a lot of catching up to do. This is the Colbert Report!
rhu: (simpsonized)
Tonight:

Who will win the Republican nomination? We'll look at all seven leading candidates.

Retailers fear a slow Christmas shopping season. America, it's time to do your part!

Finally, what will America's late-night talk show hosts do if the writers go on strike?

We've got a lot of catching up to do. This is the Colbert Report!

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