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rhuThe Supreme Court ruled this morning that the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to George W. Bush "for effecting a peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy in Iraq."
"We are very confused," said Peace Prize committee chairman Ole Danbolt Mjoes. "The U.S. Supreme Court has no jurisdiction in Norway."
"Screw that," replied Injustice Clarance Thomas. "I've got a new book to shill for, and this will increase my Q factor. Besides, I promised Poppy Bush I'd keep an eye out for his boy."
Injustice Sam Alito added, "Norwegian is as hard to understand as butterfly ballots. The way I read the committee's citation, it clearly says 'Geor', not 'Gore'."
"We are very confused," said Peace Prize committee chairman Ole Danbolt Mjoes. "The U.S. Supreme Court has no jurisdiction in Norway."
"Screw that," replied Injustice Clarance Thomas. "I've got a new book to shill for, and this will increase my Q factor. Besides, I promised Poppy Bush I'd keep an eye out for his boy."
Injustice Sam Alito added, "Norwegian is as hard to understand as butterfly ballots. The way I read the committee's citation, it clearly says 'Geor', not 'Gore'."