Brainripples

Teacher to School Rabbi: We have a coverage problem in fourth grade; can you come and lead tefillot [prayers]?

Rabbi: I'm on my way to lead tefillot for the middle school. You can't rob Peter to pay Paul.

For those who find Daf Yomi too challenging... (from the OU, of all people).

Spinning off from a conversation on the NPL list....

What's the hardest you've ever laughed?

My answer in the comments, so you can think of your answer before you see mine.

Long, and so cut over and over again....
( General observations )
( Food humor )
( Noah Feldman's article redux )
( Interesting pattern of shofar blowing )
( Tashlich )
( Dear Metropolitan Diary.... )
( Second day talk )
( Eruv crisis, or why I love my rabbi. )
( Shabbat )
That's all I can remember right now. Off to do dishes and print out four days of crossword puzzles.

Via hatam_soferet comes this fall-out-of-your-chair funny link.

I don't think the rabbis of the Talmud could have anticipated this.