Fifteen Aliens (music by Sandra Boynton)
Apr. 24th, 2011 06:35 pmTo the tune of Sandra Boynton's "Fifteen Animals" (on the album Philadelphia Chickens)
I really like aliens, I like 'em a lot
Fifteen aliens is what I've got.
I've got fifteen aliens, some fiercesome, some tame,
And I've given each one a special name:
I've got an Ood named Bob,
A Slitheen named Bob,
Cybermen named Bob and Bob.
Then there's Bob my Dalek,
And Bob the Blob,
And my Sycorax, known, of course, as Bob.
There's Dad of Mine Bob,
His wife, Mother Mine Bob,
And their kids, Bob, Bob, and Bob.
There's Bob the Hath
And Bob the Voord,
And this human ---
He's named Canton Everett Del'ware the Third.

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I really like aliens, I like 'em a lot
Fifteen aliens is what I've got.
I've got fifteen aliens, some fiercesome, some tame,
And I've given each one a special name:
I've got an Ood named Bob,
A Slitheen named Bob,
Cybermen named Bob and Bob.
Then there's Bob my Dalek,
And Bob the Blob,
And my Sycorax, known, of course, as Bob.
There's Dad of Mine Bob,
His wife, Mother Mine Bob,
And their kids, Bob, Bob, and Bob.
There's Bob the Hath
And Bob the Voord,
And this human ---
He's named Canton Everett Del'ware the Third.

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Fifteen Aliens (music by Sandra Boynton)
Apr. 24th, 2011 06:35 pmTo the tune of Sandra Boynton's "Fifteen Animals" (on the album Philadelphia Chickens)
I really like aliens, I like 'em a lot
Fifteen aliens is what I've got.
I've got fifteen aliens, some fiercesome, some tame,
And I've given each one a special name:
I've got an Ood named Bob,
A Slitheen named Bob,
Cybermen named Bob and Bob.
Then there's Bob my Dalek,
And Bob the Blob,
And my Sycorax, known, of course, as Bob.
There's Dad of Mine Bob,
His wife, Mother Mine Bob,
And their kids, Bob, Bob, and Bob.
There's Bob the Hath
And Bob the Voord,
And this human ---
He's named Canton Everett Del'ware the Third.

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
I really like aliens, I like 'em a lot
Fifteen aliens is what I've got.
I've got fifteen aliens, some fiercesome, some tame,
And I've given each one a special name:
I've got an Ood named Bob,
A Slitheen named Bob,
Cybermen named Bob and Bob.
Then there's Bob my Dalek,
And Bob the Blob,
And my Sycorax, known, of course, as Bob.
There's Dad of Mine Bob,
His wife, Mother Mine Bob,
And their kids, Bob, Bob, and Bob.
There's Bob the Hath
And Bob the Voord,
And this human ---
He's named Canton Everett Del'ware the Third.

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
My April Fools page for 2011
Mar. 31st, 2011 07:30 pmI know it's a few hours early, but I'm not staying up until midnight, so I'm going to post this link now.
My April Fools page for 2011
Mar. 31st, 2011 07:30 pmI know it's a few hours early, but I'm not staying up until midnight, so I'm going to post this link now.
Passive aggressive
Aug. 12th, 2010 07:58 amRecently, many posts have been written at Language Log on the subject of the passive voice. In particular, many instances of the active voice have been misidentified in the popular press, apparently, as passive. Anger has been felt by professional grammarians as a result.
"The time has been arrived at for us to be risen up by our own selves --- and then 'em, 'em all will have been shown!" is now said by me.
"The time has been arrived at for us to be risen up by our own selves --- and then 'em, 'em all will have been shown!" is now said by me.
Passive aggressive
Aug. 12th, 2010 07:58 amRecently, many posts have been written at Language Log on the subject of the passive voice. In particular, many instances of the active voice have been misidentified in the popular press, apparently, as passive. Anger has been felt by professional grammarians as a result.
"The time has been arrived at for us to be risen up by our own selves --- and then 'em, 'em all will have been shown!" is now said by me.
"The time has been arrived at for us to be risen up by our own selves --- and then 'em, 'em all will have been shown!" is now said by me.
Perhaps not what they had in mind
Jul. 14th, 2010 07:43 pmWhile in NH we saw the North Conway Scenic Railroad getting ready for their "Day Out with Thomas". And all I could think of was ( Picture behind the cut )
Perhaps not what they had in mind
Jul. 14th, 2010 07:43 pmWhile in NH we saw the North Conway Scenic Railroad getting ready for their "Day Out with Thomas". And all I could think of was ( Picture behind the cut )
One "s" or two?
Jul. 14th, 2010 09:38 amHere at Adobe Boston, we're mostly settled in to our new building. Often, people take food from the cafeteria back to their desks, and then leave their dirty dishes on the counter in the kitchen at the end of the floor; the building staff collects them at the end of the day and brings them back downstairs.
This week, they announced that we would now have "bussing tubs" in each kitchen. And all I could think of was, "Aren't those usually called Jacuzzis?"
This week, they announced that we would now have "bussing tubs" in each kitchen. And all I could think of was, "Aren't those usually called Jacuzzis?"
A Public Service Message for You All
Apr. 19th, 2010 10:08 amOK. It's "Blank Verse Blog Week" once again.
But this year I'm so busy that I don't
Have time to keep this up for ev'ry post.
So to my friends who honor, thus, the Bard
I cheer ye: "May you go from strength to strength!"
And as for me, whose feet sluggishly schlep,
I paraphrase Popeye: I am but what
I am. And that is all, friends, that iamb.
But this year I'm so busy that I don't
Have time to keep this up for ev'ry post.
So to my friends who honor, thus, the Bard
I cheer ye: "May you go from strength to strength!"
And as for me, whose feet sluggishly schlep,
I paraphrase Popeye: I am but what
I am. And that is all, friends, that iamb.
