May be sung

[rhu]

I hate snow.
I can't abide more than an inch or so.
It's heavy and it turns to ice; it's Nature's way to scorn ya.
When mixed with sleet and freezing rain, would I like it some more? Nyah!
I'd almost rather face the fires and quakes in California.
Yes, I hate snow!

I hate snow.
It eats up my whole day, but that you know.
From sweating while I shovel it, my clothes have gotten clammy.
The plow re-blocks my driveway and my only word is "Damme!"
'F'tweren't for the hurricanes, I might move to Miami
For I hate snow!

Comments

[ennirol.livejournal.com]

Don't go near him -
Don't go near him -
He is swearing!
He is swearing!


Thanks for making my day just now :-).

[lucretia-borgia.livejournal.com]

Funny, I was thinking about how I love snow. I like shoveling, and it's the real time in New England when neighbors actually talk to each other. The other night I discovered that Pizza Delivery Guy is a Communist, and used to work for Honeywell as a repair and test technician on classified projects. Today, I discovered that one of my neighbors already knew not to throw his snow into my yard! Plus, there's that fun outside with the kids -- far, far better than a sandbox.

Maybe I should come over to shovel you out next time. :-) MAB used to take advantage of that, though his place closer than you are.