My next "Colbert Report" prediction

[rhu]

Tonight:

Who will win the Republican nomination? We'll look at all seven leading candidates.

Retailers fear a slow Christmas shopping season. America, it's time to do your part!

Finally, what will America's late-night talk show hosts do if the writers go on strike?

We've got a lot of catching up to do. This is the Colbert Report!

Comments

[michelel72.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing they felt the need to keep the open topical to the night's actual stories, but I would have liked yours better than the one he did. Heh.