If I were Stephen Colbert...

If I were Stephen Colbert, I'd start tonight's show by staring silently at camera one, then at camera two, then at the ceiling cam, before turning to the final camera and announcing, "My writers are still on strike. This is the Colbert Report."

If I were Stephen Colbert...

If I were Stephen Colbert, I'd start tonight's show by staring silently at camera one, then at camera two, then at the ceiling cam, before turning to the final camera and announcing, "My writers are still on strike. This is the Colbert Report."

Fantasy League Cabinet posts

An exercise inspired by the recent NYT Magazine interview with Mike Huckabee:

If you (yes, you) were elected President of the United States, and had to populate your cabinet with the Democratic and Republican candidates, where would you put them? (Since we're playing pretend anyway, let's assume that you're only interested in where they can do the most good -- or least harm -- and not in whether someone of their stature would accept the "lesser" cabinet positions.)

( My preliminary answers after the break )

Fantasy League Cabinet posts

An exercise inspired by the recent NYT Magazine interview with Mike Huckabee:

If you (yes, you) were elected President of the United States, and had to populate your cabinet with the Democratic and Republican candidates, where would you put them? (Since we're playing pretend anyway, let's assume that you're only interested in where they can do the most good -- or least harm -- and not in whether someone of their stature would accept the "lesser" cabinet positions.)

( My preliminary answers after the break )