NY, part 3: Things Alissa said

"What do you do if there's a fire? Drop, Rock and Roll!"

( And a bedtime story )

This morning, she climbed into my bed, hovered over me, announced "I'm the wave of Kanagawa, and you're a boat!" and then flopped on top of me.

NY, part 3: Things Alissa said

"What do you do if there's a fire? Drop, Rock and Roll!"

( And a bedtime story )

This morning, she climbed into my bed, hovered over me, announced "I'm the wave of Kanagawa, and you're a boat!" and then flopped on top of me.

NYC, part 4: Star Trek used the wrong color

It was truly striking how many people in NYC were wearing Bluetooth earpieces. It was like the Borg, except with blue LEDs instead of red.

"We are earpiece of Bluetooth. Resistance is futile. You will be assimHello? Yes, we're almost there. Another two minutes or so. OK, bye. Sorry, where was I? Oh, yes, assimilated. You will be assimilated."

Or, for those who prefer an older TV allusion: "Ernie, you have a Bluetooth in your ear." "What's that Bert? I can't hear you. I have a Bluetooth in my ear."

The winner must have been the dowdy lady with a sheitel and a really snazzy earpiece.

NYC, part 4: Star Trek used the wrong color

It was truly striking how many people in NYC were wearing Bluetooth earpieces. It was like the Borg, except with blue LEDs instead of red.

"We are earpiece of Bluetooth. Resistance is futile. You will be assimHello? Yes, we're almost there. Another two minutes or so. OK, bye. Sorry, where was I? Oh, yes, assimilated. You will be assimilated."

Or, for those who prefer an older TV allusion: "Ernie, you have a Bluetooth in your ear." "What's that Bert? I can't hear you. I have a Bluetooth in my ear."

The winner must have been the dowdy lady with a sheitel and a really snazzy earpiece.