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rhuIt was truly striking how many people in NYC were wearing Bluetooth earpieces. It was like the Borg, except with blue LEDs instead of red.
"We are earpiece of Bluetooth. Resistance is futile. You will be assimHello? Yes, we're almost there. Another two minutes or so. OK, bye. Sorry, where was I? Oh, yes, assimilated. You will be assimilated."
Or, for those who prefer an older TV allusion: "Ernie, you have a Bluetooth in your ear." "What's that Bert? I can't hear you. I have a Bluetooth in my ear."
The winner must have been the dowdy lady with a sheitel and a really snazzy earpiece.
"We are earpiece of Bluetooth. Resistance is futile. You will be assimHello? Yes, we're almost there. Another two minutes or so. OK, bye. Sorry, where was I? Oh, yes, assimilated. You will be assimilated."
Or, for those who prefer an older TV allusion: "Ernie, you have a Bluetooth in your ear." "What's that Bert? I can't hear you. I have a Bluetooth in my ear."
The winner must have been the dowdy lady with a sheitel and a really snazzy earpiece.