"Mah Nishtanah" in Chaotian?

[rhu]

Someone has assembled a book of 300 translations of the Four Questions. They include constructed languages, including "Klingon, Hebrew Semaphore, Hebrew Morse Code, Shakespearean, Tolkien's Elvish, Lawyerese and Valley Girl!"

So, anyone feel up to translating the "Mah Nishtanah" into Chaotian?

(Cross-posted to mystery_hunt)