Tani quotes

[rhu]

At Russo's, the local produce megamart:

"Oooh, kumquats! We can use them for maror!"

"Abba, is Pesach just a trick you and mama came up with to get me to eat more vegetables?"

Comments

[crs.livejournal.com]

"No, dear, it was a trick they came up with thousands of years ago, to get their kids to eat more vegetables." ;-)

[mabfan.livejournal.com]

I knew it! That's it, no Pesach this year! It's all a trick!