(With apologies to
mabfan and
gnomi)
introverte: Kids, five minutes to bedtime!
530nm330hz: You gave them five minutes? I just gave them ten minutes! We've got a bunch of young children out there! They hear "five minutes to bedtime" and everyone starts running for the potty. They hear "ten minutes to bedtime" and they're running back to play with their Legos. We don't know if we're coming or going!
introverte: Don't sit on the cactus, dear.