Found haiku

[rhu]

At work they have premade tent cards that we can use to leave messages for the cleaning crew. They read:

My desk has been cleared for
A thorough cleaning.
Please clean my desk tonight.

The formatting of the signs and the text itself makes me think of it as a haiku, even though the line breaks are in the wrong place:

My desk has been cleared
For a thorough cleaning. Please,
Clean my desk tonight.

Comments

[sethg]

Leaves that we gathered
needing proper disposal
are in the blue box.

[530nm330hz.livejournal.com]

At my last job, we had an intranet page that was edited by several people. After a few backs-and-forths, we added the following to the top:

STOP! Do not edit
This page in Microsoft Word!
Searing agony!

[introverte.livejournal.com]

I can't stop myself
from counting on my fingers
when I read haiku.

[violetcheetah.livejournal.com]

ditto

[tahnan.livejournal.com]

I believe you mean,

ditto ditto dit-
to ditto ditto ditto,
ditto yeah me too